Yes yes I'm a slut and you're a dimwitted human.

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As you all can see,
my friend's facebook account was hacked.

I realised it when this fellow came and fb chat me,
honestly I don't have much connections with this friend of mine,
we happened to be acquaintances, and were friendly with each other.
So when he talked to me, I was a lil surprised.

But I thought he had some wedding news to share as he got engaged earlier,
so I replied.

The conversation started all right,
but it got obvious that he was hacked.

Here's the full conversation:

[Supposed Friend]
7:37pm
hi

[Me]
7:37pm
hi

[Supposed Friend]
7:38pm
sick?

[Me]
7:38pm
a lil =)=) (My facebook status was "Ohai, running a fever")

[Supposed Friend]
7:38pm
ganna fucked too much, isit?

(What is ganna? Not Kenna meh? fail max)

[Me]
7:38pm
Haha
u got hacked is it

[Supposed Friend]
7:39pm
its me

[Me]
7:39pm
Nope
Cause he would nv ever talk to me like tt

[Supposed Friend]
7:39pm
can i fuck u in ur tight little ass?

[Me]
7:39pm
You're damn funny
if u wanna impersonate him

[Supposed Friend]
7:40pm
or u can blow my dick?

[Me]
7:40pm
u should at least make sure u know how he is like

[Supposed Friend]
7:40pm
yah, i am fondling my dick while talking to u now

[Me]
7:40pm
Dun try and be someone u can never be, cb
how pathetic

[Supposed Friend]
7:40pm
u slut!

[Me]
7:40pm
someone who can nv get a fuck
calling me a slut
how pathetic

[Supposed Friend]
7:41pm
yah, u r someone who is always being fucked in ur holes
dun act high-class lar
u r juz a cheap slut waiting to be fucked

[Me]
7:42pm
Im bored
anything else?

[Supposed Friend]
7:42pm
u can't even spell slut properly
how pathetic

[Me]
7:42pm
is that all the insults i can gather from a dimwit human?

[Supposed Friend]
7:42pm
yes

(Oh, he agreed he is dimwitted)

[Me]
7:42pm
Okay now you're done can u fuck off?
you know you're just showing how pathetic u are?

[Supposed Friend]
7:43pm
let me upload some homemade videos of me n gf having sex

[Me]
7:43pm
trying to impersonate someone u can nv be is pathetic and extremely atrocious
HAHAHA
u seriously cannot be any more pathetic than this

[Supposed Friend]
7:44pm
do u noe that the longer u chat with me, the easier i can hack ur acct n get ur pwd?
still wan to continue?
i will make u groan n moan like the slutty bitch that u are
ok, done, got ur email acct n pwd
see u around

[Me]
7:46pm
wadever fucker
dare u to list my password now

[Supposed Friend]
7:47pm
hah, i will go into ur acct n do watever i like
post ur contact details to those pimps looking to sell their gals

[Me]
7:47pm
go on
u dun dare to list it anyway

is offline.

There you go.
He claimed he could obtain my password and account information just by chatting to me.
But when I dared him to list it out,
he shrunk away by using more threatens to cover his previous attempts to scare me.

Yawns.
And sorry for the repeated usage of the word 'Pathetic'.
I couldn't find any other words to describe this person.

I got this friend's number from BFF,
messaged him and he was notified already.
End of story.


Moral of the blog post = never list your personal info in facebook.
Nothing is safe online one lah.
And if you ever log onto fb using outside computers, triple check if you logged out properly.

I was hacked once before, on Friendster,
probably cause I was using friendster on the ITE lab comps and I couldn't be bothered to log out properly.

My profile became sexual soon after zzz.



And oh, you know why I listed the whole conversation out?
Cause BFF said I could just sue him, so here I am blogging about it,
making sure I keep a copy of this conversation online,
and another copy offline.

So there.