Things to do:




(or at least PRETEND to do)






Pretend you have a little brother, and sympathize with him being bitten by bugs.
(Oh my poor little sasssy cutie moo moo kitty cat! Are you ok!? I'm gonna spam 3litres of pesticide on those **** bugs!)




Pretend you have no money to get nice, young clothes....




And borrow someone else's for a change!



Pretend you can do stir frying like an expert.

(I cook, I clean and I promise to be home by 7pm every night!)





(I'm kidding)




Pretend to wash clothes - the old fashion way.







Last and not least:




"Maybe they can crate me up and send me to Brisbane to look for Yan."