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Today afternoon, Jeslene Lee Rui Wen was found dead in the classroom of College Central Bishan.

The reason was simple, She was told by her dear classmates who took the 'O' Levels English Oral yesterday:

HER FACE WAS ON THE PICTURE DESCRIPTION PART,

Upon hearing the news, the victim vomitted blood and dropped dead. Investigations are still going on about how many people had seen that foolish picture of hers.

The victim, before her death, was heard saying:"My goodness gracious, that was my very un-glamourous past!" Police were sure the that was the reason which lead to her un-natural death.

The photo, choosen by the Cambridge, was taken three or four years ago, when Siglap Secondary was holding a grand event that includs Racial Harmony Celebrations and a Blood Donation Drive. The Victim, Jeslene Lee, was one of those who were sitting on the trishaw.

Her last shock was caused by the sudden realization that the picture would be passed down in the new 5-year series coming out next year.







WA LIEW LAAAAA!
WHY AM I IN THE O LVL THING LA! SO SO SO~~~~~



IM DAMNED FOR LIFE MAN!