PAIN SIA.
PAIN AH.
PAIN LA!


-How to endure cutting of flesh away from your underarm.

1. Take a deep breath.
2. Ask doctor, pain not huh. (Optional, because doctor sure say "slightly.")
3. Tell yourself that needles are not your worst fear.
4. Relax, needle is poking in. Don't scream, don't shout, the clinic isn't really big.
5. When doctor is asking, "How is it? Still painful?" Answer honestly, because he will test the truth by using his SISSCORS. *Chinese Opera music sounds: Tok~CHIANG~*
6. Stare at the lights, you'll rather be blinded than seeing the pair of SISSCORS in BLOOD. YOUR blood.
7. Take another deep breath, the worst has yet to come.
8. Again, mute yourself when you see the needle and thread.
9. Double mute yourself when the needle pokes through, even though it hurt 50 times more than what the siccors did.
10. Wait patiently, crack your knuckles, anything; pain, but NO CHOICE.
11. Finally done, don't LOOK at the flesh the doctor cut away. It is freaking disgusting.

Thank you for your attention.

Am still in pain.

To sooth my pain:

Watch GOONG.
STARE at Yul!



AND! MRS YUAN is still an art student after all. This is to fight Mr Cheang ok LOL!. NICE? Not. I know. whee.