Grabbed shamlessly from shamless lao po who got it from Shuyi hahah! <3


Hugging is healthy.

"It helps the body's immune system, it keeps you healthier, it cure depression, it reduces stress, it induces sleep, its invigorating, its rejuvenating, it has no unpleasant side effects, and hugging is nothing less than a miracle drug.

Hugging is all natural.

It is organic, naturally sweet, no pesticides, no preservatives, no artificial ingredients and 100 percent wholesome.

Hugging is practically perfect.

There are no movable parts, no batteries to wear out, no periodic check-ups, low energy consumption, high energy yield, inflation proof, nonfattening, no monthly payments, no insurance requirements, theft-proof, nontaxable, nonpolluting and, of course, fully returnable."



So please don't lick the floor, fuck the tree trunk hole, jump into a sea of worms when I give you a hug okay.