OH~ Huihui!

Oh! I'm so sorry for being so in time, and so cooperative with you!
I'm damned for life because I am in the same organization as you do!
OMG! I forseen the bad Karma coming towards me!

All this atrocious events coming after me for being a hacker who is still studying.

I'm sincerely sorry.

But who can blame me, to be deeply in love with a girl like Huihui?
I love her to the bottom of my asshole!
Such an obscene part of my body, yet so important!

Like I said, don't claim the black mark before you are terribly sure it was pin pointing to you.

当然，假如，我是说假如啦，您想对号入座，我只能感叹[当之无愧]啊！